Friday, September 25, 2015

Breaking news

                   **BREAKING NEWS**

"A JAPANESE WAR PLANE  WAS JUST FOUND AT AN ARIZONA WATER BOTTOM"

We were called out early this morning to cover a breaking news story in the small town of Sierra Vista, AZ. Two maintenance men were doing there normal rounds of their property when they discovered something unusual. "We were doing the same thing we do everyday, and that's when we saw it." They were checking the grounds to make sure they were to the company standards as they always do, but something looked a little different with the water bottom. "It looked normal at first glance, but we saw something spectacular at the bottom. It looked like the wing to an airplane." They were unable to get a clear look from the distance to the water, so they called us in. We worked hand in hand, after 2 extrenous minutes of recovery efforts, we were able to move the object to shallow water for a better look. "When we got it closer, it was very clear it was an airplane, an almost complete one at that." Judging from the water damage on the wings, it had been underwater for some time now. We asked them, what kind of plane do you think it is? "Well Sally, since it's at the bottom of the water, we can safely assume it must be a Japanese war plane from WWII." They removed the plane from the pool and continued with work as usual.      

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